We are living in perilous times. Nations are ravaged by war and terrorism. Headlines tell of natural disasters, oil spills, famine and disease. Amidst all the pestilence, something real and disturbing persists. Prepare yourselves for the two most uncomfortable words you'll hear:
"I'm single."
It's baffling that singleness is something that many people (especially within the Christian community) just don't know what to do with. It's met with confusion, inquisitiveness, curiosity, and sometimes outright derision.
What I'd like to do, though, is highlight a few different approaches people take to others' singleness:
1.) The Fixer
This (well-intentioned) individual responds to your casual remark of "I'm single" by immediately racking his/her brain. Taking on the role of matchmaker, they conjure up any (and every) single guy they know-- a friend of a friend, their second cousin once removed, their plumber-- and whose only point of commonality is your mutual eligibility. Your singleness isn't simply a relationship status, but a dire situation that obviously requires an intervention.
2.) The Awkward Sympathizer
Another well-intentioned individual, when this person asks (because an awkward sympathizer always manages to initiate this particular dialogue) if you're seeing anyone and when you reply you aren't, they'll tilt their head to the side and, with a slight frown, either sigh or emit a condescending, "awww." Your current level of happiness and satisfaction in life does not matter to the awkward sympathizer, for without a significant other you must be besotted with loneliness and angst.
3.) The Halfhearted Optimist
Similar to the Awkward Sympathizer, the Halfhearted Optimist reads into your unattachedness and falsely assumes single = miserable. Seeing as you will need immediate cheering up, this person will offer such idiomatic gems like, "There's plenty of fish in the sea." The assurances this person volunteers that you will find The One, that you'll be okay, not to give up, to keep your chin up, all come off as superficial insinuations that maybe you won't be okay...
4.) The Unfavorable Pessimist
There's no mistaking an Unfavorable Pessimist. They will freely offer criticism, derision, and disdain. To them, your singleness is a sociological anomaly. They fail to appreciate a young woman independently pursuing her dreams and ambitions. Armed with a lack of understanding and perspective, the Unfavorable Pessimist lessens the single person by cheapening this stage of life. (An Unfavorable Pessimist actually told me once that I'd always be single and live at home forever. Yep. That happened.)
I am single. (Whoa, saying that wasn't so bad!) And I don't hate my life. I am fulfilled in Christ. I love serving at church, spending time with my friends, being with my loved ones. While I do want to get married one day, I do not see myself as incomplete or other or less than. I refuse to allow others to define me or cheapen this stage of my life. I (sometimes painfully) endure the Fixers and Sympathizers and Optimists and know that they're probably doing the best that they can to relate to me. I shake the dirt off that the Pessimists throw at me, forgive them and move on.
Those are four approaches that I've personally encountered. Did I miss any? (Vance, this was my lighthearted one for you. ;)
This works the same for guys too. Even though we are taught to cherish and not waste our singleness, on the flip-side you typically get the "man is not meant to be alone" schpeel. (I avoid a lot of family functions because of this. I really get tired of having the same conversations over and over again.)
ReplyDeleteGranted, not every guy is put together and a lot of us have maturing to do, but there's a fine line. On one side, the Bible does say that we are meant for togetherness and community. But, on the other hand, we cannot use marriage as a crutch to enable guys (not men...guys) who are looking for a mother, mistress, and maid, and not someone to challenge him and do life with.
Get a job. Move out. Grow up. Then...feel free to pursue a woman.